Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal. "There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?" To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ."
What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.
Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self? A: Beef stroganoff.
What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody's herd.
Q: Why are fish so smart? A: Because they live in schools.
There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."
What do cows do when they re introduced? They give each other a milk shake.
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.
A woman gets onto a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "There's no call for that. You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents.
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.