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How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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Doctor (to a patient): "You must take four tea-spoonfuls of this medicine before every meal." Patient: "Doctor, we’ve only 3 spoons at home."
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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