Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
Why was cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?" The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer. What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.