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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
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has 62.50 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: gay, lesbian
What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
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has 62.50 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: racist
“How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles. “My dear woman,” Darrow replied, “ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question.”
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, money
Everyone could tell our son was a Tigers fan. When he was handed his diploma, he dropped it.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: graduation, sport
A piece of sandpaper walks into a bar. The bartender says "What will it be?" The sandpaper goes "Just something to take the edge off"
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: bartender, communication
A lady buys some new furniture at Ikea. She reads the instuctions and builds the wardrobe. As soon as it"s built she a bus passes by and the wardrobe falls into pieces. The lady tries again and 5 minutes later another bus passes by and the wardrobe falls into pieces. The lady is furious and calls Ikea. Ikea tell her that they will send a worker to build it. When the worker arrives he builds the wardrobe and says: "Ok, I"m going to my next client." To which the lady says: "NO! Wait! You"ll see, as soon as a bus comes by it will dismantle itself..." The man agrees to stay to wait for the bus. After a while the man says that he better get in the wardrobe to see where the problem is when the bus passes by, to which the lady agrees. 10 minutes later the husband arrives and say"s: "Ahh lovely honey you bought us a new wardrobe..." He opens it up and say"s: "SIR! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" To which the worker replies: "I"m waiting for the bus!"
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: life
How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal
I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: holiday, mean, office, technology, work
Q: What do pirates wear in the winter? A: Long Johns!
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: pirate, winter
Mary Lou, the blonde, was out playing in the garden one day with three boys. They ran around in the garden and played tag. She later climbed the tree that was in her garden. Her mother yelled out, "Mary Lou get down out of the tree, the boys are going to see your panties." She laughed and she laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing any panties.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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