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Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
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Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
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Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
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Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
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Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.
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Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
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During preseason training, a college football lineman married one of the team's cheerleaders. The coach was a bit surprised and remarked to his star football player, "You are such a big, burley guy. Why in the world did you marry such a tiny, petite woman? She is no bigger than your hand." "That's right, Coach," replied the lineman. "But, she's much better!"
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Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
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