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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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Yo mama is so old that when she breastfeeds it's just powder.
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A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night. All of a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out. "Jesus is gonna get you." The robber ignored it, and takes the TV. Again, the parrot cries out. "Jesus is gonna get you." The robber started to get a little worried. "What's your name, birdie?" "Moses." "What dumbass named you Moses?" "The same dumbass who called his rottweiler Jesus."
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Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris\' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? \r\nA: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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