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What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East? A: A Selfie!
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Why was cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?" The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
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Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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