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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Who held the baby octopus to ransom? Squidnappers.
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"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.
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What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do.
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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to keep interrupting by standing up and shouting "Objection!"
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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