What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East? A: A Selfie!
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
Why was cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?" The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.