Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean.
The tsunamis were killing people.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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