Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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