Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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