Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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