Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.