Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling.
He already knows the outcome.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey.
He chews bees...
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