Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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