Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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