Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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