Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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