Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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