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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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