Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!