Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.