Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it. He commands it to enter his mouth.
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.