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You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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How many social media marketers does it take to change a light bulb? It’s not about the change - it’s about engaging people in conversations about the light bulb change.
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How many blondes does it take to milk a cow? Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.
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Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
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Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
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Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
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Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.
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Why does a blonde put perfume on her ankles? Because it ends up behind her ears anyway!
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A male driver gets stopped by police, and is asked: "Have you been drinking?" The man replies: "Okay, yes, I have... how did you know officer? Was I swerving across the road, or speeding?" "No sir," replied the policeman, "...nothing else can explain that fat ugly woman sitting next to you."
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