Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime.
Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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