Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris