Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.