Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime.
Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town.
They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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