Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime.
Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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