Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.