Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.