Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime.
Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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