Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime.
Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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