After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink.
Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?"
The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long?
A πthon.
Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home
Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.