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After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?" The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?" The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
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James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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has 60.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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has 60.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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has 60.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, sex, time
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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has 60.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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has 60.79 % from 430 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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has 60.78 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game, life
What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long? A πthon.
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal
Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, science, Yo mama
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