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Q:What's the definition of mixed emotions? A:When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: women
A male driver gets stopped by police, and is asked: "Have you been drinking?" The man replies: "Okay, yes, I have... how did you know officer? Was I swerving across the road, or speeding?" "No sir," replied the policeman, "...nothing else can explain that fat ugly woman sitting next to you."
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, Chuck Norris
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
My boss is in the process of filling an open manager position. I asked him to please hire a man because women are crazy. He agreed with me. I got upset that he agreed. I'm pretty sure I unintentionally proved my point.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, mean, women, work
Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
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has 61.62 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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has 61.61 % from 249 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, white people
A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?" "No, I am an undercover detective." "So why are you in uniform?" "Today is my day off."
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: cop
How many animals can you get into a pair of tights? 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 beaver, 1 ass, 1 p*ssy, thousands of hares and a dead fish no one can ever find.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, fish
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: food, husband, ugly, vulgar, wife
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