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Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
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has 60.89 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sex, Yo mama
Q: Why did Daft Punk spend the night with a Leprechaun? A: He was "Up all night to get lucky"
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has 60.88 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: sex
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and a barmaid at night? A barmaid in the evening is fair and buxom. A barmaid at night is bare and...
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has 60.88 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Two friends talk: "Hi, what are you doing?" "Not much, writing a Valentine's Day greeting card." "Why are you writing it with your left hand? Are you left-handed?" "No, I just can't let my right hand to see it. It's a surprise for it."
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has 60.88 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty, friendship, Valentines day
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
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has 60.87 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.
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has 60.85 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, poems, sex, time
"Life is like a box of chocolates." Not all the black ones can be trusted.
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has 60.85 % from 293 votes. More jokes about: black people
Blonde: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a cell phone?" Blonde: "They're too expensive, so I did the next best thing: I put a mailbox in my car." Psychiatrist: "And do you receive any letters?" Blonde: "No, but I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Two blondes are standing on top of the Empire State Building. How can you tell which one is the true blonde and which one is the bleached blonde? A: The bleached blonde isn't throwing bread crumbs at the helicopters!
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Two guys are fishing when one of them catches a fish. He brings it in the boat and as he cuts it open to clean it, a genie pops out and says, "Thanks for freeing me. I will grant you one wish." The fisherman looks around and says, "Well, we are almost out of beer, how about you turn this whole damn lake into beer". *POOF* the genie grants his wish and leaves. His partner slaps him on the chest and says, "What the hell did you do that for, now we have to piss in the boat!!"
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, beer, fish, genie
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