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Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: family, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
A male driver gets stopped by police, and is asked: "Have you been drinking?" The man replies: "Okay, yes, I have... how did you know officer? Was I swerving across the road, or speeding?" "No sir," replied the policeman, "...nothing else can explain that fat ugly woman sitting next to you."
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
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has 61.62 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty
Teacher: "Who can tell what is a mammal? Little Johnny: "My grand mother!"
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has 61.60 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: family, little Johnny, mean, old people, teacher
A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?" "No, I am an undercover detective." "So why are you in uniform?" "Today is my day off."
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: cop
How many animals can you get into a pair of tights? 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 beaver, 1 ass, 1 p*ssy, thousands of hares and a dead fish no one can ever find.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, fish
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, sport, stupid, Yo mama
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: food, husband, ugly, vulgar, wife
What goes: "Click-is that it? Click-is that it? Click-is that it?" A blind person with a rubix cube.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, game
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