Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
A male driver gets stopped by police, and is asked: "Have you been drinking?" The man replies: "Okay, yes, I have... how did you know officer? Was I swerving across the road, or speeding?" "No sir," replied the policeman, "...nothing else can explain that fat ugly woman sitting next to you."
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
Teacher: "Who can tell what is a mammal? Little Johnny: "My grand mother!"
A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?" "No, I am an undercover detective." "So why are you in uniform?" "Today is my day off."
How many animals can you get into a pair of tights? 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 beaver, 1 ass, 1 p*ssy, thousands of hares and a dead fish no one can ever find.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
What goes: "Click-is that it? Click-is that it? Click-is that it?" A blind person with a rubix cube.