What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and a barmaid at night?
A barmaid in the evening is fair and buxom.
A barmaid at night is bare and...
Two friends talk:
"Hi, what are you doing?"
"Not much, writing a Valentine's Day greeting card."
"Why are you writing it with your left hand? Are you left-handed?"
"No, I just can't let my right hand to see it. It's a surprise for it."
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Q: Why did Daft Punk spend the night with a Leprechaun?
A: He was "Up all night to get lucky"
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?
A tiger has the mane part missing.
Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every couple of seconds while pretending to pee.
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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard?
A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Yo mama so old, she walked into a museum and found her ex.
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Q: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
A: HIGH-Definition.
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