Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: There's a clock on the stove!
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
What is a "successful hunting trip"? When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days
Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.