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Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: There's a clock on the stove!
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
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What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.
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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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What is a "successful hunting trip"? When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days
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Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.
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