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Q: What element is a girl's future best friend? A: Carbon.
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has 61.37 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, friendship, nerd, women
Q: Why do nursing homes give Viagra to the old men every night? A: It keeps them from rolling out of bed!
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has 61.36 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: dirty, nurse, old people, viagra
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint. "Doc, you’ve got to do something to lower my sex drive." "Come on now Mr Peters," the doctor said, "your sex drives all in your head." "Thats what I mean, you’ve got to lower it a little."
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has 61.36 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: age, doctor, sex
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
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has 61.35 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: insulting, phone, Yo mama
Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?" Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."
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has 61.35 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty, little Johnny, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
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has 61.35 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, gay, sex
Teacher: "What does a duck say?" Jenny: "Quack Quack" Teacher: "What does a cow say?" Madison: "Moo" Teacher: "What does a pig say?" Little Johnny: "A pig says *holds up gun* get on the wall, you motherfucker!"
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has 61.35 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, kids, little Johnny, vulgar
Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? A: Because dad can’t keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.
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has 61.35 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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has 61.34 % from 338 votes. More jokes about: animal, asian, black people, racist
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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has 61.32 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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