Why did the cow jump over the moon?
To get to the Milky Way!
Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?
A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
Q: What did the cow say to the other cow?
A: Moo.
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A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?"
"No, I am an undercover detective."
"So why are you in uniform?"
"Today is my day off."
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a taxi cab?
A: You have to pay to ride in a taxi cab.
Why was the picture sent to jail?
It was framed.
Never hold in a fart; that's something an asshole would do.
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The main rule to obey, if you are in jail: never take a bow for a fallen soap from the wash basin. Try and you'll cry.