Two hookers standing on a street corner started discussing business. One of the hookers said, "Gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air." The other hooker looked at her and said, "Sorry No, I just burped."
Q: Why do nursing homes give Viagra to the old men every night? A: It keeps them from rolling out of bed!
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
Q: Why don't witches wear underwear? A: For a better grip on there broomstick!
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes. "Wow! What a great idea," he thinks to himself and buys three of them. Two weeks later, however, he goes back to using toilet paper.