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Two hookers standing on a street corner started discussing business. One of the hookers said, "Gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air." The other hooker looked at her and said, "Sorry No, I just burped."
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has 60.84 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Why do nursing homes give Viagra to the old men every night? A: It keeps them from rolling out of bed!
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has 60.81 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: dirty, nurse, old people, viagra
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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has 60.81 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, music
Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
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has 60.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, life, money, women
Q: Why don't witches wear underwear? A: For a better grip on there broomstick!
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has 60.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, work
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
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has 60.76 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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has 60.76 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes. "Wow! What a great idea," he thinks to himself and buys three of them. Two weeks later, however, he goes back to using toilet paper.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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