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Somebody stole my mood ring and I'm not quite sure how I feel about that..
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Dentist (to the patient: "For God’s sake, stop making those noises and waving your arms. I haven’t even touched your tooth yet." Patient: "Yes, I know. But u’re standing on my foot."
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth.
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As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!
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My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
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There's no wine holder on this vacuum cleaner. It's like it wasn't even designed for women. How can I be expected to work under these conditions?
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Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup." Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"
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