Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
Q: What did the cow say to the other cow?
A: Moo.
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Q: Why do some women look at blank paper?
A: They like to read their rights.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
To get to the Milky Way!
A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?"
"No, I am an undercover detective."
"So why are you in uniform?"
"Today is my day off."
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a taxi cab?
A: You have to pay to ride in a taxi cab.
Why was the picture sent to jail?
It was framed.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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Never hold in a fart; that's something an asshole would do.
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