Bill and Earl are out playing golf.
They get to the 17th tee, which overlooks a small lake, and see two guys out on the lake fishing.
Bill says, "Hey Earl check out these two idiots fishing' in the rain!"
A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?"
"No, I am an undercover detective."
"So why are you in uniform?"
"Today is my day off."
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas?
A: My bike.
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Never hold in a fart; that's something an asshole would do.
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The main rule to obey, if you are in jail: never take a bow for a fallen soap from the wash basin. Try and you'll cry.
If there are two people in an elevator and one of them farts everybody knows who did it.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a taxi cab?
A: You have to pay to ride in a taxi cab.
Why was the picture sent to jail?
It was framed.