Q: What did the cow say to the other cow?
A: Moo.
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Bill and Earl are out playing golf.
They get to the 17th tee, which overlooks a small lake, and see two guys out on the lake fishing.
Bill says, "Hey Earl check out these two idiots fishing' in the rain!"
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Q: Why do some women look at blank paper?
A: They like to read their rights.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
To get to the Milky Way!
A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?"
"No, I am an undercover detective."
"So why are you in uniform?"
"Today is my day off."
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a taxi cab?
A: You have to pay to ride in a taxi cab.
Why was the picture sent to jail?
It was framed.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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