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You mama so old she made yoda look young.
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In the beginning of time, God created the world and then rested. Then he created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then neither God nor man has rested.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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What's a rabbits favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.
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Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders. He says, “What the hell is that all about?” The farmer says, “We had a fire in the chicken coop and all his feathers got singed off, so the wife made him some clothes to keep him warm. There ain’t nothing funnier than watching him try to hold down a hen with one foot and get his pants down with the other.”
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
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Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
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