Little boy says to his father: "Daddy, I heard on the news that cigarettes have become much more expensive. Does it mean that you're going to smoke less from now on?"
And father replies: "No, son. I will smoke as much as a have. But, you'll be eating less!"
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had locomotives.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Bill and Earl are out playing golf.
They get to the 17th tee, which overlooks a small lake, and see two guys out on the lake fishing.
Bill says, "Hey Earl check out these two idiots fishing' in the rain!"
Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?
A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
Q: What did the cow say to the other cow?
A: Moo.
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Q: Why do some women look at blank paper?
A: They like to read their rights.