Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Question: Why do men die before their wives?
Answer: Because they want to.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
Little boy says to his father: "Daddy, I heard on the news that cigarettes have become much more expensive. Does it mean that you're going to smoke less from now on?"
And father replies: "No, son. I will smoke as much as a have. But, you'll be eating less!"
Q: Why do some women look at blank paper?
A: They like to read their rights.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
To get to the Milky Way!
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?
A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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