Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time?
A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.
Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Q: Why do some women look at blank paper?
A: They like to read their rights.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
To get to the Milky Way!
A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?"
"No, I am an undercover detective."
"So why are you in uniform?"
"Today is my day off."
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the local football team?
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.
You should try the new Starbucks terrorist latte... it has a white fluffy head with 2 shots in it.