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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
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has 61.38 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: Why did Daft Punk spend the night with a Leprechaun? A: He was "Up all night to get lucky"
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has 61.38 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: sex
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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has 61.37 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, flirt, game, sex
What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursElf.
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Two lawyers walking through the woods attracted the attention of a vicious-looking bear. The bear noticed them, and started to walk toward them. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulling out a pair of sneakers, and started putting them on. The second lawyer looked at him and said: "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!" "Oh, I know that. Bears are much faster than humans. I have no hope of ever being able to outrun a bear." "If you know that, why are you changing shoes?" "Well, the way I figure it," the first lawyer replied, "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you."
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has 61.37 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, lawyer
A Sailor sent an e-mail to his wife, informing her that his ship would be returning from deployment a day early. Arriving home, he found his wife with another man. Upset, he stormed off and got a room at the Navy Lodge to decide what to do next. His thoughts were interrupted by a call from his mother-in-law. "Bill" she said, "I checked with my daughter and, as I expected, there is a perfectly good explanation for this whole episode." "This I've got to hear," the Sailor said. "It was an honest mistake," the mother-in -law said. " She never got your e-mail!"
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has 61.37 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: communication, navy, technology, wife
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
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Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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has 61.36 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, lesbian
Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
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has 61.36 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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