Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
Q: What was the first word out of Adam's mouth when he first saw Eve? A: Whoa man! Thus, the word "woman" was created.
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: There's a clock on the stove!
Q: What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A: A tea party.
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
How does a blond spell farm? E-I-E-I-O