Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?
A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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Q: How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 10, 1 to change the bulb and 9 to share the experience.
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Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
Q: What did the cow say to the other cow?
A: Moo.
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A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?"
"No, I am an undercover detective."
"So why are you in uniform?"
"Today is my day off."
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
You should try the new Starbucks terrorist latte... it has a white fluffy head with 2 shots in it.
The main rule to obey, if you are in jail: never take a bow for a fallen soap from the wash basin. Try and you'll cry.
If there are two people in an elevator and one of them farts everybody knows who did it.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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