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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
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Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
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Q: What was the first word out of Adam's mouth when he first saw Eve? A: Whoa man! Thus, the word "woman" was created.
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Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: There's a clock on the stove!
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Q: What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A: A tea party.
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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How does a blond spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
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