Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.