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Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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has 60.76 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes. "Wow! What a great idea," he thinks to himself and buys three of them. Two weeks later, however, he goes back to using toilet paper.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
A real man would never cry in public unless: He watched a movie in which a heroic dog dies to save his master. Or if Heidi klum unbuckled her shirt. Or if he accidentally dropped crates full of beer.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: beer, celebrity, dog, men
During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord’s prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken" and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined. 2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope declined. A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news format. The good news is… that we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account!
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, money
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, music, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, Instagram tagged her selfies 'explicit content'.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: technology, ugly, Yo mama
A salesmen rang a house doorbell and it was answered by a kid wearing a top hat, a purple cape, smoking a cigar and drinking a glass of white wine. The salesmen asked: "Are your parents home?" The kid replied: "What does it look like?"
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, kids
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
On a crowded bus, an old lady noticed that a man had his eyes closed. "What's the matter? Are you sick?" she asked. "No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing."
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: women
Why is there no gambling in Africa? -Too many Cheetahs!
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has 60.74 % from 265 votes. More jokes about: animal
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