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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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How many Mafia hitmen does it take to light the bonfire? Three, One to set fire to the effigy, one to watch his back, and one to shoot any witnesses.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
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How are men like noodles? They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
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Q: What is height of De-hydration? A: A cow giving milk powder.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
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Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.
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Q. Why are fish so smart? Q. Why are fish so smart A. Because they swim in schools!
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