When a white person delivers an asian baby.
White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Q: What do builders use to make websites?
A: Com.crete.
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If you want to lose weight, it is not so difficult as it seems.
You only have to leave out the third breakfast, the fourth lunch and the fifth dinner.
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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