Why is there no gambling in Africa?
-Too many Cheetahs!
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it.
She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy’s mind, sat him and said: “God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white.”
To which the child responded, “Well, then is God Michael Jackson?”
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
Dear Maths,
Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
Q: Why do nursing homes give Viagra to the old men every night?
A: It keeps them from rolling out of bed!
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Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas?
A: My bike.
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The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
What do you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out.
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?
Squid pro quo.