Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?
Horse: Sure!
Girl: What do you call it?
Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Q: What is a crowbar?
A: A place were crows go to get a drink!
Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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That tornado damage your cow barn any?
Dunno.
Haven't found the durn thing yet.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?
She heard he was a cowpuncher-
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?
She thought children should be seen and not herded!