When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
Q:Why is a doctor always calm. A: Because it has a lot of patients.
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup." Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"
Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.