A lady went to see a tarot reader woman who'll predict her future:
Lady, I'm sorry to inform you that your husband will die in the near future.
Don't tell me things that I already know, tell me if there would be an investigation!
I've got a new anorexic girlfriend.
Its not going too well though.
I'm just seeing less and less of her ...
Yo Mama so old...
She was once a waitress at the last supper.
Too stupid to understand science?
Try religion!
Q: What do parsley and pubic hair have in common?
A: You push them both aside when you eat.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Q: What do builders use to make websites?
A: Com.crete.
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