Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Yesterday I lost my pen.
Today I saw it in my girlfriend's hand When I told her: "My PEN IS in your hand."
She began to laugh.
I don'nt why...
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Q: What do builders use to make websites?
A: Com.crete.
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If you want to lose weight, it is not so difficult as it seems.
You only have to leave out the third breakfast, the fourth lunch and the fifth dinner.
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.
Q: What do parsley and pubic hair have in common?
A: You push them both aside when you eat.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.