Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?
She heard he was a cowpuncher-
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
What is the most important use for cowhide?
To hold the cow together.
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it.
What's a rabbits favourite car?
Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Q: What do builders use to make websites?
A: Com.crete.
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If you want to lose weight, it is not so difficult as it seems.
You only have to leave out the third breakfast, the fourth lunch and the fifth dinner.