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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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Q:Why is a doctor always calm. A: Because it has a lot of patients.
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Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
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Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup." Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"
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Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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