Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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That tornado damage your cow barn any?
Dunno.
Haven't found the durn thing yet.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?
She heard he was a cowpuncher-
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?
She thought children should be seen and not herded!