Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?
She heard he was a cowpuncher-
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
What is the most important use for cowhide?
To hold the cow together.
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it.
What's a rabbits favourite car?
Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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As is tradition in Italian families, Marol spends her wedding night in her family home.
Her mother sleeps in the adjacent room in case Marol has any questions.
Mama tells Marol, "You have any a problem, you come and see Mama."
Later, Marol's husband unbuttons his shirt, and Marol jumps up, runs next door and cries, "Mama, Mama! He has hair all over his chest!"
Mama reassures Marol, "Men have hair on the chest. This is sign of a good man. Go now and make him happy."
But when Marol's husband takes off his belt, she goes jumps up again, runs next door and cries, "Mama, Mama! He has a protrusion in his pants!"
Mama reassures her, "He finds you beautiful. This is sign of a good man. Go now and make him happy."
Finally, Marol's husband takes off his shoes. Due to a terrible childhood accident, he only has half of his right foot. Marol jumps up and runs back to her mother's room, shouting, "Mama, Mama! He has a foot and a half!"
Her mother gets up and announces, "Stand back, Marol this is a job for Mama!"
What´s the difference between a goodyear and a fucking good year? 365 condoms.