Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime.
Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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What´s the difference between a goodyear and a fucking good year? 365 condoms.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Are your legs made of Nutella?
Because I'd love to spread them!
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place?
Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom.
He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower.
He looks at her crotch and says, "Whats that?" She says: "Well, it's a beaver, Johnny."
The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower.
He says: "Mom I know what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's is dead because it's tongue is hanging out."
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Q: How do you make seven an even number?
A: Take the s out!
Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
I'm a big girl I won't cry,
I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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In year 1272 Arabics invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.
In year 1873 the British somewhat reinvented the condom by taking it out of the goat first.