Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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That tornado damage your cow barn any?
Dunno.
Haven't found the durn thing yet.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?
She heard he was a cowpuncher-
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
What is the most important use for cowhide?
To hold the cow together.
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it.
What's a rabbits favourite car?
Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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