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Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
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Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher-
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Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal. "There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?" To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ."
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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef.
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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette look through a dictionary for the hardest words they know. The brunette's word is "quizzical." The redhead's word is "sardonic." The blonde's word is "di*k."
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Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you ll probably beat her too!"
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This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty. She's not wearing any clothes.
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Q: What's the worst thing about being lonely? A: Playing Frisbee.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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