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A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn’t find it, so she asked a police officer for directions, “Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?” The officer replied, “Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It’ll take you right there.” She thanked the officer and he drives off. Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and, sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop. The officer got out of his car and said, “Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?” The blonde replied, “Don’t worry, officer, it won’t be long now. The 45th bus just went by!”
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Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, lawyer
Q: Where do birds meet for coffee? A: In a nest-cafe!
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How are women and linoleum floors alike? You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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Why would I buy a pumpkin at the store for $5 when I can drive 30 miles & pay to make my kids walk through a field to pick our own for $27.
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Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
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A guy rings his boss and says "I can't come to work today" The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes." "What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss. "I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead..."
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Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
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Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
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