Joke #2382

Q: Did you hear about the gay truckers? A: They exchanged loads.

Q: What do gay guys have in common with bungee jumpers? A: If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit!

What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call

Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic? A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit!

Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.

God: You have 3 wishes. Me: Make my friend gay. God: You still have 3 wishes.

Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" Asked the manager. "Never better." The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time." Said the Marine. "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager. "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."

Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.

I think my sons gay...I took off the seat of his bike, and he didn't notice.

"It's a boy," I shouted, as tears began to roll down my cheeks. "I can't believe it, it really is a boy." That's when I swore never to return to Thailand.