Q: Did you hear about the gay truckers?
A: They exchanged loads.
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Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,"I have to take a
dumpski,"and he walks into the woods to do it.
Several minutes later,the other guy hears the first guy crying
"Boo Hoo,I Had A Miscarriage.
I Had A Miscarriage."
He runs into the woods to see what is going on.
When he gets there,the first guy is still crying,"Boo-Hoo I Had a Miscarriage...
He looks down and says,"Don't be silly.
You didn't have a miscarraige.
You had diarrhea on a toad."
Why do so many gays have mustaches?
To hide the stretch marks.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders.
Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Q: What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar?
A: A love call.
Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him?
A: He came home shit faced.
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Q: Why are gays so happy?
A: Becuase the luck does not have the courage turning back to them.
When two men have sex what position are they going to be in?
But what about when two dogs have sex?
That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex?
That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.
So, a gay man goes to church one Sunday.
As the offering basket is passed, he drops in a big wad of bills.
When the basket gets back to the minister, he notices the wad of money and announces: "Someone here was very generous in the offering today. I would like to ask the person who gave this large amount of money to please stand."
The gay man stood up.
The minister continued, "Well, sir, we certainly do appreciate your generosity.
And to show our appreciation, I'm going to let you select your three favorite hymns."
"Okay," the gay man replied, "I'll take him, him and him!"