Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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Q: How do you make seven an even number?
A: Take the s out!
Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
I'm a big girl I won't cry,
I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
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If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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In year 1272 Arabics invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.
In year 1873 the British somewhat reinvented the condom by taking it out of the goat first.
Q: Which is better, being born black or gay?
A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!