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A guy rings his boss and says "I can't come to work today" The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes." "What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss. "I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead..."
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, health, stupid
Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
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has 61.21 % from 238 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, racist
Dear Husband, I have been feeling really dirty lately. Please do me. Love, Dishes
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has 61.19 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, work
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
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has 61.19 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Why are black people so tall? Because their knee-grows.
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has 61.18 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: racist
I see you ordered the most expensive item on the menu for our first date. I hope you realize that it comes with a side order of my dick.
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has 61.13 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty
[ancient greece] Teacher: "What have you all chosen for your thesis?" Hippocrates: "I'm laying the ground work for centuries of modern medicine." Socrates: "I am examining what it means to be." Ptolemy: "Uh you guys ever uh notice how those stars look like a bear?"
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has 61.10 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: history, teacher
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
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has 61.10 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: insulting, vulgar, weed, Yo mama
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