Two new deer hunters decided to separate to increases their chances. "What if we get lost?" says one of them. "Fire three shots up in the air, every hour on the hour," says the other. "I saw it on TV." Sure enough, one of the hunters gets lost, so he fires three shots up into the air every hour on the hour. The next day the other hunter finds his friend with the help of the Forest Ranger. "Did you do what I said?" asked the hunter. "Yes, I fired three shots up into the air every hour on the hour, until I ran out of arrows."
Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?" The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper !
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos.
Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.