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Men are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest.
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Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday. Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
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A nude guy was sunbathing at the beach, a little girl comes to him, he covers his private parts with a newspaper. The little girl asks, "hats under there?" So the man answers , "A bird..." The girl goes away & the man falls asleep. When he wakes up, he finds himself in a hospital & in alot of pain. A doctor comes up to his bed & asks, 'What happened?' The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach & fell asleep after talking to a little girl." So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses. When they got there, they see the little girl the man was talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man...? She answers, "I din't do anything to the man, but he was sleeping, I played with his bird, After a while, it spat at me, so i broke its neck, burnt its nest, and smashed all its eggs!"
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
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I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
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Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
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Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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