I see you ordered the most expensive item on the menu for our first date. I hope you realize that it comes with a side order of my dick.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Being a very religious kind of person, when I checked into my hotel, I said to the woman at the desk; "I hope the p*rn channel in my room is disabled." "No," she said, "It's regular p*rn, you sick b*stard!"
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
"Life is like a box of chocolates." Not all the black ones can be trusted.
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
What rule could stop HIV in Africa? Sex after dinner only.
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the one i sucked Bless the bed, in which we fucked And if my Mom happened to walk in Bless the shit I'd be in.