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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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has 61.06 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Just found out that my Asian friend died last week... So Yung.
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has 61.05 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: asian, death
What rule could stop HIV in Africa? Sex after dinner only.
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has 61.03 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
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has 61.01 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians? A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
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has 61.01 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: black people
Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: driving, fat, Yo mama
To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm turning my house into an Italian restaurant.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: business, Christmas
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Mary: No madam! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Mary: My mother will not allow me to go so far!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June. Why? Because that was the end of May!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, love, time
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, Chuck Norris
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