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Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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A man goes skydiving. After a fantastic free fall he pulls the rip cord to open his parachute but nothing happens. He tries everything but can't get it open. Just then another man flies by him, going UP. The skydiver yells, "Hey, you know anything about parachutes? The man replies, "No, you know anything about gas stoves?
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Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: There's a clock on the stove!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.
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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.
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Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!"
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What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.
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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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