Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
Just found out that my Asian friend died last week... So Yung.
What rule could stop HIV in Africa? Sex after dinner only.
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians? A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.
To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm turning my house into an Italian restaurant.
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Mary: No madam! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Mary: My mother will not allow me to go so far!
There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June. Why? Because that was the end of May!
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.