Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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Q: Did you hear about the gay truckers?
A: They exchanged loads.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders.
Q: How do you make seven an even number?
A: Take the s out!
Why are black people so tall?
Because their knee-grows.
Today in lesson Little Jonny went to the back of the room and Miss McRacen went "Not in the back."
Jonny: "That's what she said."
Miss: "Get out!"
Jonny "She said that too."
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If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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When a white person delivers an asian baby.
White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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