Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move?
A: The splits!
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
Never hold in a fart; that's something an asshole would do.
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Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Dear Maths,
Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
Worst way to ask for anal:
"Aww come on...I bet my dick is tiny compared to some of the shits you've taken!"