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Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
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Never hold in a fart; that's something an asshole would do.
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Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: age, friendship, Yo mama
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh.
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has 60.64 % from 229 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
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has 60.60 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Dear Maths, Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
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Worst way to ask for anal: "Aww come on...I bet my dick is tiny compared to some of the shits you've taken!"
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has 60.56 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: sex
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