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What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.
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A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest, and writers cramp.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
After losing his fortune, a Texas oilman decided to spend his last twenty bucks at a whorehouse. He entered and promptly went up to the Madam and asked her what he could get for $20. The Madam gave him a lengthy stare and told him to go upstairs, last door on the left. He proceeded to march up the stairs and entered the room. To his shock and pleasure he saw a beautiful blonde waiting naked on the bed. So he tore off his clothes and jumped on and started pumping away for dear life. Upon orgasm he noticed that stuff started oozing out of her eyeballs. He runs down to the Madam to report this and she looks at him turns around and yells, "Hey Charlie....... The dead one's full again!"
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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has 61.27 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
How are women and linoleum floors alike? You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, time, women
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
Q: Where do birds meet for coffee? A: In a nest-cafe!
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird
Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, "So, how's it going?" The second one sighed and shook his head, "Not good, I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my kids don't respect me, and my wife is leaving me." The first replied, "Well, don't lose any sheep over it."
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, health, money, wife
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