Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!" Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."
That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you put another dish in the sink.
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
Life is a car wash … and I’m on a bicycle.
Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler. He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.