What is the most important use for cowhide?
To hold the cow together.
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it.
What's a rabbits favourite car?
Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
Vote:
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
What do you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out.
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?
Squid pro quo.
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?
Loch Jaws.
Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet.
The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you ll probably beat her too!"
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?
Horse: Sure!
Girl: What do you call it?
Horse: Same as you do. Mare!