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Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!" Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."
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That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you put another dish in the sink.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Life is a car wash … and I’m on a bicycle.
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Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
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Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
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I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler. He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.
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What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
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Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
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