What's a rabbits favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
I was married to a Gemini she caught me cheating on her with herself.
Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders. He says, “What the hell is that all about?” The farmer says, “We had a fire in the chicken coop and all his feathers got singed off, so the wife made him some clothes to keep him warm. There ain’t nothing funnier than watching him try to hold down a hen with one foot and get his pants down with the other.”
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate? A: She changed her name to JKM345.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"