Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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