Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.