Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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