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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris...
Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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