Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic