Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.