Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.