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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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