Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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