Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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