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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid".
Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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