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Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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