Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.