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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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