What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh.
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Little Billy looks at the chimpanzees from the zoo. Mama, little Billy shouts, this monkey looks like our neighbour, Mr. Danny. Billy, it’s not polite to talk like that! Why? The chimpanzee doesn’t understand...
"Yes, ma'am," the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, "I fell over the side of the ship, and a shark he come along and grabbed me by the leg." "Merciful providence!" his hearer gasped. "And what did you do?" "Let 'im 'ave the leg, o' course, ma'am. I never argues with sharks."
No chicken dies a virgin. They get laid at birth *slaps knee*.
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail.
There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''
A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head. The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.