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What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh.
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There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
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Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot? Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, "come Spot, come Spot!"
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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
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Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late.
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A baby hedgehog lost itself, in the garden. Sad, he strolls from here to there, whereupon he bumps in a cactus and full of hope he says: Mama, is that you?
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven.
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