Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? A: The cop!
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm turning my house into an Italian restaurant.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
What´s the difference between a goodyear and a fucking good year? 365 condoms.
Why do men like having sex with the lights on? It makes it easier to put a name to the face.