Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving?
A: The cop!
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm turning my house into an Italian restaurant.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
What´s the difference between a goodyear and a fucking good year? 365 condoms.
Why do men like having sex with the lights on?
It makes it easier to put a name to the face.