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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
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Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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A blonde, a brunet and a red head were in a competition to see who could swim 60 miles accross a river. The brunet swims 30 miles, gets a cramp and drowns. The red head swims accross 30 miles, gets bit by a shark and drowns. The blonde swims 30 miles accross, says: "I'm tired." and swims 30 miles back.
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Caitlin Jenner and her chauffer were parked on a highway. When a policeman pulled up and asked "What's going on?" The driver said "I blew my tranny." The cop didn't know if he should arrest them for indecent exposure or call AAA.
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That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you put another dish in the sink.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Life is a car wash … and I’m on a bicycle.
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