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What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers.
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Who held the baby octopus to ransom? Squidnappers.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do.
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Q: What do builders use to make websites? A: Com.crete.
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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action.
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What is the perfect Father's Day gift? Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.
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The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in single file when the one to the rear reaches out with his tongue and licks the bottom of the tiger in front. The startled tiger turns around and says, "Hey! Cut it out, all right!" The rear tiger says, "sorry," and they continue. After about another five minutes, the rear tiger again reaches out with his tongue and licks the bottom of the tiger in front. The front tiger turns around and cuffs the rear tiger and says, "I said stop it!" The rear tiger says, "sorry," and they continue. After about another five minutes, the rear tiger once more licks the bottom of the tiger in front. The front tiger turns around and asks the rear tiger, "What is it with you, anyway?" The rear tiger replies, "Well, I just ate a lawyer and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth!"
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