Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: She will "let it go let it go".
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
A reporter asked Chris Rock who do you think would win the presidency? He said quickly Obama. When asked why, he replied, has anyone ran a race with a Kenyan and won?
What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common? You can't f**k with either one.
What dog can jump higher than a building? Anydog, buildings can't jump!
Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!