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Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? A: The cop!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, driving, weed
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: business, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, work, Yo mama
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, Chuck Norris
To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm turning my house into an Italian restaurant.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: business, Christmas
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: driving, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
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has 60.97 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
What´s the difference between a goodyear and a fucking good year? 365 condoms.
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has 60.97 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: sex
Why do men like having sex with the lights on? It makes it easier to put a name to the face.
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has 60.93 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: sex
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