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Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: She will "let it go let it go".
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Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
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A reporter asked Chris Rock who do you think would win the presidency? He said quickly Obama. When asked why, he replied, has anyone ran a race with a Kenyan and won?
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life, political
What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common? You can't f**k with either one.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
What dog can jump higher than a building? Anydog, buildings can't jump!
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Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
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