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Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: There's a clock on the stove!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.
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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.
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Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!"
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What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.
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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?  A: Artificial intelligence.
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The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
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