What gas do snails prefer? Shell.
Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common? A: They've both been laid all over America.
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.