My girlfriend always calls me a pedophile, and all I can think is "Wow that is a big word for a nine year old."
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse?
A: An Arab mechanic.
Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use the
whole chicken.
Vote:
I lost my virginity.
Can I have yours?
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
Vote:
When a white person delivers an asian baby.
White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
Vote:
What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?
Isaiah.
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?
A bit of a shock really.
Do you know why men have holes in the end of their penises?
So oxygen can get into their brains.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.