Yo Momma is so fat…
when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups.
They were really Chuck and Norris.
Q: Why don't women wear watches?
A: There's a clock on the stove!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.
What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?
He ate himself.
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom...
I usually wear a yellow and green vest.