A woman goes to the gynecologist for the first time and is awfully nervous.
When the doctor comes into the examining room, he notices immediately that she's very tense.
"Listen, dear. I know this must be scary for you. Do you want me to give you some thing to numb you down there?"
The girl doesn't say anything, but just nods her head yes.
So the doctor removes her underwear, puts his mouth in her crotch.
"Numb, numb, numb, numb, numb..."
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse?
A: An Arab mechanic.
Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use the
whole chicken.
Vote:
I lost my virginity.
Can I have yours?
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
Vote:
When a white person delivers an asian baby.
White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
Vote:
What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?
Isaiah.
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?
A bit of a shock really.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.