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What gas do snails prefer? Shell.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common? A: They've both been laid all over America.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
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Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
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