My girlfriend always calls me a pedophile, and all I can think is "Wow that is a big word for a nine year old."
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse?
A: An Arab mechanic.
Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use the
whole chicken.
Vote:
I lost my virginity.
Can I have yours?
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
Vote:
When a white person delivers an asian baby.
White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
Vote:
Do you know why men have holes in the end of their penises?
So oxygen can get into their brains.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully!