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Bill Gates dies and goes to God. God says to him: Because you invented the screen saver I give you the possibility to go wherever you want. God shoes Bill that in hell there are lots of naked chicks and beaches. So he chooses hell. After a while God returns and asks him if he like’s it there. Bill says: No! Where are all the chicks you just showed me? Oh that! That was just a screen saver.
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Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says: "Dam"
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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
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Q: Why was the dirty old man fired from the poultry shop? A: He couldn't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
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has 59.95 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, time, Yo mama
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
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If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.
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Recently, I've been using the Bible for support. I've got a wobbly coffee table.
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My girlfriends dad asked me what I do. Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.
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