Q: Why was the dirty old man fired from the poultry shop?
A: He couldn't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs. 
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.
Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple?
A: The apple falls from the tree.
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My girlfriends dad asked me what I do.
Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.
I walked into the computer repair place with my broken Macintosh computer.
I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’
What happened when the shark became famous?
He tured into a starfish.
A cop pulls over a blonde for speeding.
The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license.
"You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license, and the next day you ask me to show it."
Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.