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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
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Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
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Would you like to hear a construction joke? [Yes] Well I'm still working on it.
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has 60.67 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: work
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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Q: What element is a girl's future best friend? A: Carbon.
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Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
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