Bill Gates dies and goes to God.
God says to him:
Because you invented the screen saver I give you the possibility to go wherever you want.
God shoes Bill that in hell there are lots of naked chicks and beaches.
So he chooses hell.
After a while God returns and asks him if he like’s it there.
Bill says:
No! Where are all the chicks you just showed me?
Oh that! That was just a screen saver.
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
Recently, I've been using the Bible for support.
I've got a wobbly coffee table.
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
Vote:
If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.
Q: Why was the dirty old man fired from the poultry shop?
A: He couldn't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
Vote:
Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple?
A: The apple falls from the tree.
Vote:
My girlfriends dad asked me what I do.
Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.
What happened when the shark became famous?
He tured into a starfish.