The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
If you say "alright" in the mirror 3 times Matthew McConaughey will appear and hand you a joint.
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.