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Would you like to hear a construction joke? [Yes] Well I'm still working on it.
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Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
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has 60.67 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
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has 60.67 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, sex
Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.
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Q: What element is a girl's future best friend? A: Carbon.
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has 60.67 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, friendship, nerd, women
Being a very religious kind of person, when I checked into my hotel, I said to the woman at the desk; "I hope the p*rn channel in my room is disabled." "No," she said, "It's regular p*rn, you sick b*stard!"
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has 60.67 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
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has 60.67 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, chemistry, science
Son: "What's love juice daddy?" Me: "It's what 2 people make when they're having exciting sex. Anyway? What are you watching?" Son: "Wimbledon."
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dad, love, sex, sport
Mommy, mommy, I don't want to visit grandma today! "Shut up and keep digging, boy."
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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