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Q: Why do some women look at blank paper? A: They like to read their rights.
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, math, technology
A guy picks up a pr*stitute and proceeds to spend a couple of hours with her at a seedy motel. A few days later, he finds that he has caught crabs. He chases down the prostitute and says, "hey bitch, you gave me crabs". She replies, "what'd you expect for ten bucks? Lobster?"
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Son: "What's love juice daddy?" Me: "It's what 2 people make when they're having exciting sex. Anyway? What are you watching?" Son: "Wimbledon."
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dad, love, sex, sport
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
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has 60.65 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: age, car, insulting, Yo mama
One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.
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has 60.65 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: beauty, graduation, stupid
At the scene of a terrible road accident, a guy is laying sprawled out on the road, seemingly stone dead. The rescue workers are all around him, but can do nothing to resuscitate him. Suddenly, a young woman in a short miniskirt forces her way through the crowd. "Let me at him, I can help him," she says. "What can you do?" ask the rescue people. "We've tried everything to revive him, and it's too late." "I can," says the woman. "Stand back!" And she promptly takes off her panties, and crouches with her crotch over the man's face. Suddenly, the man coughs, splutters, and sits up. "What did you do?" ask the rescue people, amazed. The woman says, "Blood Transfusion."
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has 60.65 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: death, disgusting, women
What's funnier than cancer? Most things, really.
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has 60.65 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
Q: Did you hear about the gay truckers? A: They exchanged loads.
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has 60.65 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: gay
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: age, friendship, Yo mama
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