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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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Somebody stole my mood ring and I'm not quite sure how I feel about that..
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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