Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
Somebody stole my mood ring and I'm not quite sure how I feel about that..
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.