15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
What's the definition of a nervous breakdown? A chameleon on a tartan rug.