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You can't buy happiness but you can buy weed… and that's pretty close.
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Mommy, mommy, I don't want to visit grandma today! "Shut up and keep digging, boy."
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Son: "What's love juice daddy?" Me: "It's what 2 people make when they're having exciting sex. Anyway? What are you watching?" Son: "Wimbledon."
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dad, love, sex, sport
“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me . . . they’re cramming for their final exam.”
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: bible, old people
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?" The guy says, "Buddy, I'm six feet, 210 pounds, an' ma name's Billy Joe. You see the guy on the other side of you? That there's Bubba. He's 225 pounds of solid muscle and he's a redneck. And the boy next to him? Mike's a trucker who weighs 295 and he's a redneck, too. Now, do you still want to tell your redneck story?" The fella says, "Naw, you're right... I'd hate to have to explain it three times!"
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, redneck, stupid
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
How many animals can you get into a pair of tights? 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 beaver, 1 ass, 1 p*ssy, thousands of hares and a dead fish no one can ever find.
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, fish
Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? A: Curls.
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym
A guy picks up a pr*stitute and proceeds to spend a couple of hours with her at a seedy motel. A few days later, he finds that he has caught crabs. He chases down the prostitute and says, "hey bitch, you gave me crabs". She replies, "what'd you expect for ten bucks? Lobster?"
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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