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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
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How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.
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Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
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Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, management, office, stupid
Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, time, work
On a pair of boxers: Caution! Contains nuts.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Harry is very quick with the ladies, before they can tell him they’re not that sort of girl, it’s usually too late.
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has 59.90 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? A: Because they can divide sin and cosine to get a tan!
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has 59.89 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: math
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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has 59.89 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Santa, ugly, Yo mama
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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