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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
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What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown? A chameleon on a tartan rug.
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