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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.
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Q: How do you know a blonde just lost her virginity? A: The crayons are still sticky.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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has 60.67 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry? A: Never lick the spoon!
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has 60.67 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, life
Q: What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera? A: Phil Ming
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has 60.67 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: asian
Son: "What's love juice daddy?" Me: "It's what 2 people make when they're having exciting sex. Anyway? What are you watching?" Son: "Wimbledon."
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dad, love, sex, sport
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, chemistry, science
You can't buy happiness but you can buy weed… and that's pretty close.
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: money, weed
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