The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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What went through the fly's mind as he hit the windshield?
His Butt!
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Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
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I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation.
Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
An old man was accounting manager in a company.
Every day when he was coming to office, at his desk, he was opening the drawer, seeing something in it very carefully, then he was closing the drawer back.
After twenty years of work at the same position, one day he died.
After his funeral, his colleagues came to his office to check out what was in his drawer, they opened the drawer, in a piece of paper very bold it was written "Debit Left, Credit Right"
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Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Q: Why is marriage not a word?
A: It's a lifelong incarceration!
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?
A: She sneezes.
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Q: What did one vegan say to the other vegan?
A: We have to stop meating like this.
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Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
A: Lost.
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