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A guy gets out of the V.D. Hospital and decides to a hire a hooker, since he's been without for so long. Before long, he brings one home, and they have sex four times. After it's over, he turns to her and tells her he hasn't had sex in four months because of being in the V.D. Hospital. "How's the food there?" asks the hooker. "Because I'm going in there tomorrow!"
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, hospital, sex
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday. Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: racist
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
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has 60.60 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Dear Maths, Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
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has 60.60 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: math
What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh.
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has 60.60 % from 226 votes. More jokes about: animal
Knew a Muslim kid in college who was notorious for being late to everything. We called him 9/12.
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has 60.59 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: college, religious, terrorist, time
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
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has 60.57 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats? A total waste of space!
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has 60.57 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Patient: "May I have a glass of water, doctor." Doctor: "Are you thirsty?" Patient: "No… I just wanted to check whether my throat leaks."
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
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