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Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
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Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? A: Curls.
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At the gym: Me: "What does this machine do?" "Sir, that's a bench." Me: "Perfect."
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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