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A father went to take his daughter from school. While waiting, he heard her talking with a classmate of hers "I worry so much-..! My dad works 16 hours a day so he can build a dream house for when I grow up. My mom spends her days cooking for me, making deserts and tiding my room so I can have fun. I worry. I’m so worried!" "With that kind of parents you have nothing to worry about," her friend told her. "Yeah, but what if... What if they... What if they... ESCAPE?"
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A girlfriend said to me during sex that I should be a little more graceful, so I went to ballet classes!
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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.
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Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth? A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
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What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
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What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper !
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What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
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What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef.
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What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
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Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?" Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"
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