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Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
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How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?  A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
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Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
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I'm not usually one to tell someone how to do their job, which is probably why my promotion to management only lasted a week.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
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