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Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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has 64.09 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
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has 64.09 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: IT, sex
Dad: "I heard you missed school yesterday." Little Johnny: "Not a bit."
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has 64.09 % from 252 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, school
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: insulting, phone, Yo mama
The horrible moment when there's a really cute girls on the bus, but you're too shy to start masturbating in front of everyone...
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has 64.09 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty
An alien lord lands in the middle of the desert and demands to see the ruler of all this planet and make it bow to his will, except he made two grave mistakes, first he landed in the middle of the desert, in the middle of the night and second he didn't know anything about the inhabitants. So he approaches the first life form he finds which was a gas pump and demands it to take him to the leader. Well it's a gas pump so it doesn't say anything obviously, getting aggravated he demands again but this time pulls his laser pistol and says "This is the last time I ask earthling!" Just then his general whispers to him "Hey calm down buddy don't mess with this guy, he's a badass motherfucker". Shrugging off his comrade he furiously demands a response and after brief moments of silence, he blasts the pump and BOOM! A huge explosion occurs and they land a mile away. As they sit there dusting themselves off the alien lord looks at the general and asks "We have conquered the cosmos and all sorts of life forms, I've never seen you sweat in the face of an adversary, how did you know this guy was such a badass motherfucker?" The general looks over and says "Man if you could wrap your dick around your body 3 times and then plug it in your ear, you are a badass motherfucker."
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has 64.09 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: death, desert island, life, morbid, vulgar
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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has 64.09 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207...
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has 64.08 % from 497 votes. More jokes about: sex
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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has 64.06 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, family
A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were on a plane. The red head takes a bite of an apple doesn't like it she throws it out the window. The brunette takes a bite out of an orange doesn't like it she throws it out the window. The blonde takes a bit of a bomb doesn't like it she throws it out the window. They get out of the plane. They come up to a little boy asks why he is crying! he says "An apple fell on my dog and killed my dog." They keep walking and come up to a little girl and asks why she is crying. She says" An orange fell on my cat and killed my cat." They keep walking. They come up to a blonde laughing her head off. "Why are you laughing so hard?" they said. "When I farted the building blew up!"
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has 64.05 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: airplane, blonde, food, ginger
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