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I got into an embarrassing situation at a swingers' party last night. I snuck up behind an older lady, started fucking her from behind then looked up and suddenly realised that the guy at the other end of the spitroast, getting a blowjob, was my dad. I said, "After 30 years of marriage I can't believe you're being unfaithful to mum." He said, "I'm not."
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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.
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Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
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What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper !
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What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
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What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef.
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What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
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Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?" Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"
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What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves.
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