There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you?
A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
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Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs.
They found two distinct species.
They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
In the beautiful world of fantasy, holding hands is the first sign of true love.
In college it means someone is too drunk to stand on their own.
Q: Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
A: Because it gets you nowhere.