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One afternoon I was walking on a trail with my baby daughter, chatting to her about the scenery. When a man and his dog approached, I leaned down to the carriage and said, “See the doggy?” Suddenly I felt foolish talking to my baby as if she understood me. However, just as the man passed, he reached down, patted his dog, and said, “See the baby?”
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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No chicken dies a virgin. They get laid at birth *slaps knee*.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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