When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.
Dad: Hey son want to hear a joke? Son: Yeah! Dad: Pussy. Son: I don't get it. Dad: Exactly...
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
I before E except after Chuck.
Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!