Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders? A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job.
Chuck Norris can milk birds.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them.
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!