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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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has 60.06 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
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has 60.03 % from 308 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
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has 60.01 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, insulting, racist, white people
Blonde: Officer theres like a thousand dead people here! Cop: Okay, calm down. Where are you? Blonde: The cemetery! Cop: *facepalm*
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has 60.01 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop, death
Q: Why don't witches wear underwear? A: For a better grip on there broomstick!
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has 60.01 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty
There were these two guys working late in a morgue, when one guy said, “Hey man there is a woman in there with a shrimp in her vagina!” The other asked, “What is a shrimp doing a dead woman's vagina? Let me go see.” Both of them went in the room with the woman, and they both curiosly looked. Finally, the second man said, “You idiot, this ain't no shrimp it's a clitoris.” And the other man replied, “Well, it tasted like shrimp to me.”
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has 60.01 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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has 60.01 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
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has 59.97 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, insulting, kids, white people
A Marine was going in for his physical. He had celebrated his 45th birthday that weekend. After taking all the tests, the blood other fluids. He was now waiting for the DR. in an office on the table in a paper outfit. The DR came in. After looking over all the notes, the Marine was asked if he had an active sex life. Straight-faced, the Marine answered. "Yes, Sir.' Asked how often, the Marine thought, "I cannot honestly answer that question, Sir." Turning to look at the Marine he was asked, "Why not?" Smiling the Marine stated. "One of the samples that were needed, I asked for some assistance. A nice Lady came in to help me. Would that count?" The DR. signed the paperwork. Walked out of the office saying, "Get dressed. You're fine."
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has 59.95 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: age, doctor, health, navy, sex
Billionaire Richard Branson has withdrawn from a sponsorship deal of Chesterfield Football Club. He stated that 'he couldnt have the name VIRGIN on the teams shirts ... when they get fucked every week !'
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has 59.95 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
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