When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.
Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common? A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
Question: If you went to a party and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone? Answer: No! Response: Wanna go to a party?
What's the fastest thing in the world? A beer truck driving through an Indian reserve. What's the second fastest thing in the world? The Indians running after it.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.