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When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.
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Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common? A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
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Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
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Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
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What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
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Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Question: If you went to a party and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone? Answer: No! Response: Wanna go to a party?
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What's the fastest thing in the world? A beer truck driving through an Indian reserve. What's the second fastest thing in the world? The Indians running after it.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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