Best jokes ever

Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, food
"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: athlete
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde, phone
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, fitness, food, gym