Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!