Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
Q: What game do tornadoes like to play? A: Twister.
Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth? A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
Q: What do you call a naked deer? A: Buck naked!
Q: The more you take the more you leave behind. What am I? A: footsteps
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
What's the definition of a nervous breakdown? A chameleon on a tartan rug.
What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.