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Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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Two boiled eggs in a pan, one says "Hot in here in it", other says "You think it's hot in here, wait till you get outside they smash your head in."
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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
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Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
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Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.
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Dad: Hey son want to hear a joke? Son: Yeah! Dad: Pussy. Son: I don't get it. Dad: Exactly...
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