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How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back. And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first.
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What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.
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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action.
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What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads.
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What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty.
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Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
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Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
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How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize? Cause he was outstanding in his field.
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Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
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Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?  A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
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