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Bully: Your dick is probably like a tic tac. Geek: No wonder your mom's mouth is so fresh. Class: Oooooohhhh!
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Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
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Q: What is the difference between a teenager on her rag and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. "Mickey," the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me." "I didn't say she was insane," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was f**king Goofy."
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Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
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Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold? Hot. Everyone can catch cold.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''
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