Bully: Your dick is probably like a tic tac.
Geek: No wonder your mom's mouth is so fresh.
Class: Oooooohhhh!
Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move?
A: The splits!
When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels.
At Night.
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Q: What is the difference between a teenager on her rag and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court.
"Mickey," the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me."
"I didn't say she was insane," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was f**king Goofy."
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
Redbull doesn't give you wings.
Lat pulldowns do.
Which runs faster, hot or cold?
Hot.
Everyone can catch cold.
A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''