What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
What's the fastest thing in the world? A beer truck driving through an Indian reserve. What's the second fastest thing in the world? The Indians running after it.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
Q: How big are the pastro's beds? A: Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!