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Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
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I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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CEO frequently overheard mumbling, "Eeny, meeny, miney, moe." Windows XP shutdown screen reads, "It is Now Safe to Start Looking for Work." Company softball team downsized to chess team. Company president now driving a Hyundai. Giant yard sale in front of corporate headquarters.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
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