What’s the difference between a sex night with the husband and one with the truelove?
About a half an hour...
Q: How do Asians get their name?
A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise.
Example: Dong Ching Lau.
Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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What do your parents' car and testicles have in common?
Hit either one of them and you're grounded.
The proprietor of an adult store steps out to run a few errands and leaves his employee in charge.
A woman comes in and wants to purchase a dildo.
She looks at the shelf behind the register.
"How much for the white one?"
"$10."
"How much for the black one?"
"$20."
She buys the white one.
A little later , another woman comes in and also wants to buy a dildo.
After asking the clerk for prices, she decides on the black one.
A third lady comes in for a dildo.
She checks the price of the white one , the black one and asks about the plaid one.
She makes her purchase and leaves.The proprietor returns and asks how things went.
"Great! I sold a white one, a black one, and I got thirty buck for your thermos!"
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Q:Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
A:Because you can't drink and derive...
Dad: What is the opposite of ladyfingers?
The family: No idea
Dad: Mentos
There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.