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What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
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Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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What's the fastest thing in the world? A beer truck driving through an Indian reserve. What's the second fastest thing in the world? The Indians running after it.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
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Q: How big are the pastro's beds? A: Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.
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What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
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