How would you get four reindeer in a car?
Two in the front and two in the back.
And how do you get four polar bears in a car?
Take the reindeer out first.
What is the best advice to give a worm?
Sleep late.
Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?
He stung her into action.
What kind of sharks make good carpenters?
Hammerheads.
What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?
Lefty.
Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette?
He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
Vote:
How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize?
Cause he was outstanding in his field.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.