Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.