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Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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