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What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle.
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
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Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?" Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"
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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
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What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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