What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle.
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?" Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater.
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.