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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, heaven, Yo mama
Q: How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 10, 1 to change the bulb and 9 to share the experience.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: customer service, geography, light bulb
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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has 59.76 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: Wanna know the biggest lie my dad ever told me? A: I'll be back.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad
Q: Why weren't the Republicans behind the verdict in the Saddam Hussein Trial a couple of days before the 2006 Midterm Elections? A: Because they were so busy fixing the price on oil!
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: money, political, republican, time
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV, it's a microwave!"
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: racist
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