Q: What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?
A: They both know how to throw a good hoe down.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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Sunday school teacher asks Johnny, "Come now, Little Johnny, tell me the truth, do you say your prayers before eating?"
Little Johnny smiles proudly, "No Miss, there's no need, my mom cooks really well."
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Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.
How can you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
By sitting down before the last guy gets up.
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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Man walks over to a lady in a bar and asks "whats your name ?"
"Carmen" she replies,... "I like cars and men ! Whats yours ?"
The man looks her up and down and sayes "Beerpussy ..."
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face...
Death pissed his pants.
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