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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It`s for my husband," she tells the clerk. "Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk. "Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn`t even know that I`m going to shoot him!"
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?” His mom replies, “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life.” The boy thinks about this, and then says, “Well then, why is the boy wearing black?”
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
An alcoholic, a smoker and a gay went to a doctor. The doctor told them that if they do again what they think are addicted to, they will die. As soon as the alcoholic went out of the hospital, he saw a bar. He thought for a while and said to himself, "If I drink one, I will die, if I don’t drink, I will die, too. So it’s better to get drunk." And he entered the bar, drank and died. At that time, the smoker saw one cigarette-end on the street. The gay walking behind him started crying, "Don’t! Don’t do it!" "Why? I want to smoke so much." "If you bend... we both are dead!"