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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.
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Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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