Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.
Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!