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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves.
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Q: What's a shy and retiring accountant? A: An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.
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No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, life, stupid
My uncle is with the FBI. They caught him in Cleveland.
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Man, to friend, ‘A thief has stolen my wife’s credit card. Last month he ran up a bill of over a thousand pounds.’ ‘That’s terrible,’ says the friend. ‘You should report this thief to the police.’ ‘I would,’ says the man. ‘But at the moment he’s spending less than my wife does.’
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: money
I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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Two drunks are sitting side by side in a bar. One of the drunks goes to the bathroom but neglects to button up his fly when he’s finished. He staggers back to the bar, sits on a bar stool, and his penis flops out on the bartop. The other drunk yells, ‘Snake!’ and hits the penis with a bottle. The first drunk shouts, ‘Hit it again! It just bit me!’
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Why did the blonde go to KFC? She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99.
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