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Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
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Q: Why do women wear black underwear? A: They are mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.
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Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow.
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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What went through the fly's mind as he hit the windshield? His Butt!
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A blonde, a brunet and a red head were in a competition to see who could swim 60 miles accross a river. The brunet swims 30 miles, gets a cramp and drowns. The red head swims accross 30 miles, gets bit by a shark and drowns. The blonde swims 30 miles accross, says: "I'm tired." and swims 30 miles back.
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Two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew twenty bucks in there..."
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A farmer brought his daughter a little pot-belly pet pig. She called it "Stinky" when she played with it out in the yard, but she called it "Ballpoint" when it was in the sty. "Tell me," asked her father, "Why do you have two names for your pig?" "That’s easy," she replied, "Ballpoint is just his pen name."
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Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.
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Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
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