Q: How do you know a blonde just lost her virginity?
A: The crayons are still sticky.
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Roses are red, violets are blue...
I'm in love but not with you...
When we broke up you thought I cried
But all it was...
Was another guy,
You told your friends that I was a trick,
I told mine that you had a weak dick...
I said I loved you
And you thought it was true,
But guess what baby?!
You got played too!
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Dad: What is the opposite of ladyfingers?
The family: No idea
Dad: Mentos
Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic?
A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit!
Q: What do you call a group of black people.
A: An auction.
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If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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"Grandma, in the greengrocery they have that thick and that long cucumber."
Deaf grandma answers,"be sure he'll also marry you."
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other?
A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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