They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic?
A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit!
Q: What do you call a group of black people.
A: An auction.
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Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common?
A: Black are bigger than white.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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"Grandma, in the greengrocery they have that thick and that long cucumber."
Deaf grandma answers,"be sure he'll also marry you."
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
A. The PGA tour
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Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you?
A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
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Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians?
A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
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