Q: What do you call a group of black people.
A: An auction.
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If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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"Grandma, in the greengrocery they have that thick and that long cucumber."
Deaf grandma answers,"be sure he'll also marry you."
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
A. The PGA tour
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Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other?
A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you?
A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
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Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians?
A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalotapus.
Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.