Dad: What is the opposite of ladyfingers?
The family: No idea
Dad: Mentos
Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic?
A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit!
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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"Grandma, in the greengrocery they have that thick and that long cucumber."
Deaf grandma answers,"be sure he'll also marry you."
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other?
A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians?
A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigga?
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Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple?
A: The apple falls from the tree.
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Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.