Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Roses are red, violets are blue...
I'm in love but not with you...
When we broke up you thought I cried
But all it was...
Was another guy,
You told your friends that I was a trick,
I told mine that you had a weak dick...
I said I loved you
And you thought it was true,
But guess what baby?!
You got played too!
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic?
A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit!
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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"Grandma, in the greengrocery they have that thick and that long cucumber."
Deaf grandma answers,"be sure he'll also marry you."
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
A. The PGA tour
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Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you?
A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
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Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer?
A: They never get old.
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