They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Roses are red, violets are blue...
I'm in love but not with you...
When we broke up you thought I cried
But all it was...
Was another guy,
You told your friends that I was a trick,
I told mine that you had a weak dick...
I said I loved you
And you thought it was true,
But guess what baby?!
You got played too!
Dad: What is the opposite of ladyfingers?
The family: No idea
Dad: Mentos
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer?
A: They never get old.
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Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic?
A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit!
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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"Grandma, in the greengrocery they have that thick and that long cucumber."
Deaf grandma answers,"be sure he'll also marry you."
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other?
A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians?
A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
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