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A couple went to have their baby delivered... Upon arrival, the doctor said there is this new technology that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father, via a machine. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer ratio to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband over and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him..... The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband both were ecstatic... When they reached home...The cook was lying dead in the kitchen!
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has 57.87 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: baby, couple, doctor, marriage
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigga?
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has 57.86 % from 434 votes. More jokes about: black people
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
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has 57.86 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper.
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has 57.83 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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has 57.83 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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has 57.83 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, flirt, Halloween, sex
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
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has 57.83 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, terrorist, Thanksgiving
A woman goes into a noisy launderette and asks the assistant to do a service wash. ‘What?!’ shouts the assistant. ‘Come again?!’ ‘No!’ shouts back the woman. ‘This time it’s mustard!’
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has 57.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: sex
A Yankee from Chicago and a Texan were talking. The Yankee said, "sex is so easy where I'm from we just walk up and stick it in." The Texan said, "where I'm from we stick it in and walk up."
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has 57.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, mean, sex
A furniture store keeps calling me. But all I wanted was one night stand.
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: business, sex
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