How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
"Will you marry me?" Is a marriage proposal.
"Will, You, Mary, Me" is a foursome proposal.
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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Wife comes out of a beauty salon and asks husband:
"So, how do I look?"
"Well, at least you tried..."
At the supermarket checkout, the cashier was having trouble finding the price for my cucumber.
"Maybe the list is alphabetical," I offered.
So he started searching from the bottom of the list: "Q... Q... Q..."
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Q: How do you know a blonde just lost her virginity?
A: The crayons are still sticky.
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Roses are red, violets are blue...
I'm in love but not with you...
When we broke up you thought I cried
But all it was...
Was another guy,
You told your friends that I was a trick,
I told mine that you had a weak dick...
I said I loved you
And you thought it was true,
But guess what baby?!
You got played too!
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalotapus.