Q: Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery? A: Because it gets you nowhere.
A man went into the drugstore and asked for a deodorant. "The ball type?" asked the clerk. "No," said the dumb man. "It's for my underarms."
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
Q: How do you piss off a white person? A: Call him a racist.
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day. "What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it, only to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."
Q: What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a painting of Jesus Christ? A: It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
My girlfriend always calls me a pedophile, and all I can think is "Wow that is a big word for a nine year old."
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.