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Q: Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery? A: Because it gets you nowhere.
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A man went into the drugstore and asked for a deodorant. "The ball type?" asked the clerk. "No," said the dumb man. "It's for my underarms."
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has 58.98 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
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has 58.98 % from 323 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist, vulgar, winter
Q: How do you piss off a white person? A: Call him a racist.
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has 58.97 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day. "What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it, only to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."
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has 58.95 % from 284 votes. More jokes about: marriage, romantic, Valentines day
Q: What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a painting of Jesus Christ? A: It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
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has 58.94 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black humor, god, religious
My girlfriend always calls me a pedophile, and all I can think is "Wow that is a big word for a nine year old."
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has 58.93 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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has 58.93 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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has 58.89 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, time, war
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
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has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, single, technology
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