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Wife comes out of a beauty salon and asks husband: "So, how do I look?" "Well, at least you tried..."
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: beauty, marriage, wife
At the supermarket checkout, the cashier was having trouble finding the price for my cucumber. "Maybe the list is alphabetical," I offered. So he started searching from the bottom of the list: "Q... Q... Q..."
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, stupid
Q: Why weren't the Republicans behind the verdict in the Saddam Hussein Trial a couple of days before the 2006 Midterm Elections? A: Because they were so busy fixing the price on oil!
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: money, political, republican, time
Q: How do you know a blonde just lost her virginity? A: The crayons are still sticky.
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Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
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has 58.25 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, love, mean, poems
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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has 58.25 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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has 58.18 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
What do your parents' car and testicles have in common? Hit either one of them and you're grounded.
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has 58.18 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: car, dirty, family
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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has 58.18 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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