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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says, "What are you doing?" He says, "Checking my answers."
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: school
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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has 58.55 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
How can you get AIDS from a toilet seat? By sitting down before the last guy gets up.
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has 58.55 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: sex
An alien walks into a bar and sits next to a drunk guy and begins poking him in the shoulder. The drunk guy just ignores him. After a wile the guy turns to the alien and begins looking him up and down. He notices that the alien has no genitalia. He then asks "You guys have no genitalia, how do you guy have sex?" The alien, still poking him in the arm, just smiles!
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has 58.53 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, drunk, sex
A man was drowning and asked God to help him. A boat came by wanting to help the man. The man refused and said that God would save him. The man drowned and went to heaven. He asked God why didn't you save me. God responded, "I sent a boat to get you and you did not get on."
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has 58.53 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: god, life
I wish I could see things from your point of view, unfortunately I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
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has 58.53 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What do dinosaurs put on their floors? Rep-tiles.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal
I applied for the position of a keeper at the zoo but turns out I was not koalafied.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, work
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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