Q: Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
A: Because it gets you nowhere.
A man went into the drugstore and asked for a deodorant.
"The ball type?" asked the clerk.
"No," said the dumb man. "It's for my underarms."
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.
Q: How do you piss off a white person?
A: Call him a racist.
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A young woman was taking an afternoon nap.
After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day.
"What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight," he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it, only to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."
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Q: What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a painting of Jesus Christ?
A: It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
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My girlfriend always calls me a pedophile, and all I can think is "Wow that is a big word for a nine year old."
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal?
A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
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