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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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We should've known communism would fail. There were a lot of red flags.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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