Best jokes ever

How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize? Cause he was outstanding in his field.
has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, animal
What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.
has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Knock Knock! Who's there? Zany Zany who? Zany body home?
has 59.17 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: kids, knock-knock
How can you tell if a man is lying? You can see his lips moving.
has 59.15 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: men
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
has 59.12 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
has 59.10 % from 324 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist, vulgar, winter
Just found out that my Asian friend died last week... So Yung.
has 59.10 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: asian, death
Billy and Joe were huge baseball fans. One day, both Billy and Joe made a pact that if either of them were to die; they had to come back to the other in the form of a ghost to let the other know if baseball was played in heaven. Sure enough, Billy dies and eventually comes to Joe one night in the form of a ghost. A startled Joe realizes it is the ghost of his deceased friend and says "Billy, it is so good to see tell me, is there baseball in Heaven?". "Well", Billy says, "I have some good news and bad news for ya. First the good news...YES, there is baseball in heaven!". "Thank God!" Joe shouts... "What is the bad news?!". "You're pitching tomorrow."
has 59.09 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: game, god, heaven, sport
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