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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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has 58.81 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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has 58.80 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad
A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes. When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?" God responds, "You are what you are" The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question. One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes" The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"
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has 58.80 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, life, racist
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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has 58.80 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
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has 58.79 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: asian, family, food, life, racist
Q: Why weren't the Republicans behind the verdict in the Saddam Hussein Trial a couple of days before the 2006 Midterm Elections? A: Because they were so busy fixing the price on oil!
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: money, political, republican, time
Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple? A: The apple falls from the tree.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
My great grandson's class were asked to make a mothers day card for their mothers. On mothers day he presented this beautiful hand made a card to his mum... Hearts and kisses and wishing her Happy Mums Day on opening the card printed in bold letters was "DADS THE BEST"... Needless to say, his mum still loves him.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: family, kids, love, mean
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