Q: Why weren't the Republicans behind the verdict in the Saddam Hussein Trial a couple of days before the 2006 Midterm Elections?
A: Because they were so busy fixing the price on oil!
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Q: How do you know a blonde just lost her virginity?
A: The crayons are still sticky.
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Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
A. The PGA tour
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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What do your parents' car and testicles have in common?
Hit either one of them and you're grounded.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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Q: How do Columbians develop muscle?
A: By pushing drugs.
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Therefore, chocolate is salad.
Happy Easter!
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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