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Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?" "Yeah," says the other cowboy.  "Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."  Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon." "Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what colour they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"  The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."
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has 57.98 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy, life, men, women
Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
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has 57.96 % from 272 votes. More jokes about: black people, golf, sport, white people
Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.
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has 57.95 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, nerd
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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has 57.95 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, insulting, Yo mama
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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has 57.93 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
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has 57.93 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, love, mean, poems
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
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has 57.92 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, god
A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says the mugger. "I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: life, money, work
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
What is the difference between an pilot and a pig? The pig doesn't turn into a pilot when it's drunk.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: air force, animal, drunk
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