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Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.
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Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?  A: Gifted!
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Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?  A: Artificial intelligence.
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Q: How does a blonde part her hair?  A: By doing the splits.
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Q: How do you know your doctor is a vampire? A: He draws your blood from your neck with a straw!
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Why don't men like to drink coffee at work? It keeps them awake.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
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Question: Why does Tigger smell? Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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