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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs? A:Right where you left him.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? The man.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
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has 57.35 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: dirty, math, time
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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has 57.33 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Q: What's the difference between apple pie and pussy? A: You can eat Granmas apple pie.
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has 57.30 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
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