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Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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has 57.11 % from 470 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
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has 57.11 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting, morbid
The husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months yet the wife stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came back to his senses, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business fell, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. When I think about it now. ....I think you bring me bad luck!"
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has 57.10 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: business, health, husband, marriage, wife
I love math - it makes people cry.
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has 57.10 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: math
Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he was stuck in the chicken.
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has 57.10 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: sex
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
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has 57.08 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dad, death, dog
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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has 57.07 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: animal, dinosaur, dirty, lesbian
What’s the difference between a bar and a g-spot? Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
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has 57.06 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, sex
An elderly couple met for a romp in the broom closet at the nursing home. They undressed and were about to screw, The woman decided to warn the man of her heart condition. "I should tell you, I have acute angina" she said. The man replied, "thats good because you have the ugliest breasts I ever seen!"
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has 57.05 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: sex
Two sperms. The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?" The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, sex, time
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