A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A:Right where you left him.
The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
The man.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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Sex is like math:
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
Chuck Norris has 2 kids.
We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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Q: What's the difference between apple pie and pussy?
A: You can eat Granmas apple pie.
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