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Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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What happened when the blonde tried to give her boyfriend a blow-job while he was driving? They both fell off the motorcycle.
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Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water? A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!
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What do you call men who use the pull out method? Fathers.
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Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
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Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
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Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
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