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My 1st time having sex. I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She: "What are you doing?" Me: "I've seen this on YouPorn, it's called Buffering.
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They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs. They found two distinct species. They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay, history, science, time
Question: Why do men fart more than women? Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
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Aaron Hernandez goes to prison as a tight end. He'll come out a wide receiver!
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Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?" Henry: "I don't know, why?" Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
I'd have a comeback for that, but all my come's backed up in your throat.
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It is a normal drill day at the Marine base in Virginia. The whole regiment is lined up in formation, and the colonel is walking around inspecting people. There are rows of marines stacked behind one another waiting to be inspected. The colonel gets to the first squad leader, stands in front of him and punches him in the stomach the hardest he can. After about a minute, the squad leader catches his breath. The colonel bellows, "DID THAT HURT SOLDIER?" Then the soldier says "NO, SIR." The colonel shouts, "WHY NOT?" Then the soldier says, "BECAUSE I AM A MARINE!" The colonel gets up to the second squad leader, stands in front of him, and kicks him in the kneecap. After about a minute when the soldier is finally standing, the colonel hollers, "DID THAT HURT?" The soldier responds, "NO, SIR." And the colonel says "WHY NOT?" Then the soldier shouts, "BECAUSE I AM A MARINE!" The colonel gets up to the third squad leader. He notices that there is an erection between his legs. The colonel takes a stick from the floor, and whacks the erection with it. The man barely makes a sound. The colonel asks him "DID THAT HURT?" And the soldier says "NO, SIR." Then the colonel shouts, "WHY NOT?" Then the soldier points at the man standing behind him and says, "BECASUE IT WAS HIS."
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has 58.42 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: military
Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.
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has 58.42 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: air force, black humor, ethnic, football, terrorist
Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he was stuck in the chicken.
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has 58.38 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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