Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
The man.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary?
A: It runs in your genes.
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A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.
The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?"
The mother said, "Well, maybe that’s something you could ask the stewardess."
So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. You can ask your mother to explain it to you."
What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"
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Sex is like math:
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
Chuck Norris has 2 kids.
We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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Q: What's the difference between apple pie and pussy?
A: You can eat Granmas apple pie.
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