Kennen was having a drink in a saloon when his neighbor, Stakely, came rushing in.
"Ah think somebody's stealin' yore pickup truck!" the man said breathlessly.
Kennan ran outside, but came back right away.
"Well, did yew stop him?" asked Stakely.
"Naw!" said the redneck.
"He was too fast.
But Ah got his license plate before he got away!"
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Cartoonist found dead in home.
Details are sketchy.
Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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Q: What's the distinction between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you dispose of the entire prick.
Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Q: What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain?
A: A widower.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunnymoon.