What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?
I ll get you next slime.
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?
No, they do everything on porpoise.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything.
Who robs banks and squirts ink?
Billy the Squid.
What does a squid sheriff form?
An octoposse.
What's at the end of Moby Dick?
A whale of a time.
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret?
He was a blubber mouth.
What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?
He had him newt-ered.
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?
A Moles Royce.
What are the most athletic rodents?
Track and field mice.