Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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