Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!