Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.