Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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