Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.