Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.