Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to.
He knows CPR.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face.
Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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