Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.