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Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? From crawling across the street when the sign said, "DON'T WALK."
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Q. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A. Locking the car door.
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Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.
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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
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Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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What did the vagina say to the penis. So do you cum here often.
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A husband feeling a bit horny goes to the bathroom and returns with 4 aspirin and a glass of water for his wife. He says, "Here honey, here are some aspirin and a some water." She replied, "but honey I do not have a headache!" He replied, "Thank God!"
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Dear Maths, Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
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Little Johnny comes home from his first day of school. His mother asks, "What did you learn in school today?" Little Johnny replies, "Not much. They want me back tomorrow.
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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