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Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
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has 57.21 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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has 57.20 % from 454 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
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has 57.18 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: dirty, math, time
A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?" To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: money
Mother: Come on Pete you have to get out of bed or you'll be late for the college. Peter: O mum do I have to, all the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me too. Mother: Yes you do. Peter: Give me a good reason Mother: You're 52 and you are the Principal!
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: age, college, school
Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: racist
It was Valentine's day and Jim and Danielle's first date. They sat in the darkened cinema waiting for the film to start. The screen finally lit up with a flashy advertisement for the cinema's concession stand. Jim and Danielle realised that there was no sound. The film began but the silence continued. Suddenly, out of the darkness, an irritated voice in the crowd loudly shouted, "Okay, who's got the remote control?"
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dating, technology, Valentines day
Q: What did one magnet say to the other? A: I find you very attractive.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: communication, geek, science
That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, family, food
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