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Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep? A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.
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Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
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Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
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Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? From crawling across the street when the sign said, "DON'T WALK."
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