Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep? A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.
Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? From crawling across the street when the sign said, "DON'T WALK."