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Joe: What’s the king of all school supplies? Moe: I don’t know. What? Joe: The ruler.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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has 57.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Yo mama is so fake even China denied that they made her.
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has 57.25 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, mean, Yo mama
Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.
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has 57.23 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: food, money, Yo mama
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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has 57.21 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic? A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit!
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has 57.21 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
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has 57.21 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
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has 57.18 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: dirty, math, time
What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
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has 57.17 % from 294 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?" To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: money
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