Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
All employees are encouraged to stay with relatives and friends while on business travel.
If weather permits, public areas such as parks should be used as temporary lodging sites.
Bus terminals, train stations, and office lobbies may provide shelter in periods of inclement weather.
How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
A lawyer buys a farm as a weekend retreat.
While walking round his new property he looks down and sees that his feet are in the middle of a huge cowpat.
The lawyer starts yelling, ‘Oh my God!
Help me, help me!’
His wife runs up and asks what’s the matter.
The lawyer points to his feet and screams, ‘I’m melting!
I’m melting…!’
What do blondes put behind their ears to attract men?
Their knees.
Q: What do you call a woman with no a**hole?
A: Divorced.
Yo Mama so old...
When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
For our daughters 5th birthday we bought her a rabbit.
We couldn’t help laughing when on the way she announced "the rabbit’s name is Sparingly."
"How do you know?" I asked "look" she responded "it says “feed sparingly 3 times daily."