Best jokes ever

Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
Vote:
has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.
Vote:
has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: kids, sex, single, time
Marriage is a workshop, where man works and woman shops.
Vote:
has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, "Oh, look! A nut!" The second squirrel jumped on it and said, "It's my nut!" The first squirrel said, "That's not fair! I saw it first!" "Well, you may have seen it, but I have it," argued the second. At that point, a lawyer squirrel came up and said, "You shouldn't quarrel.Let me resolve this dispute." The two squirrels nodded, and the lawyer squirrel said, "Now, give me the nut." He broke the nut in half, and handed half to each squirrel, saying, "See? It was foolish of you to fight. Now the dispute is resolved." Then he reached over and said, "And for my fee, I'll take the meat."
Vote:
has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, lawyer
Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
Vote:
has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
My 1st time having sex. I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She: "What are you doing?" Me: "I've seen this on YouPorn, it's called Buffering.
Vote:
has 57.70 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
"Why cant you play cards in the jungle?" "Because theres to many cheetahs."
Vote:
has 57.69 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
"For love on the first sight, there's a tremendous medicine!" "What medicine?" "To get another look...!"
Vote:
has 57.69 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love
Why are guys like microwavable meals? They’re both done in 30 seconds.
Vote:
has 57.69 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
Vote:
has 57.66 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
<<<695696697698
More jokes →
Page 695 of 1427.