Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it.
Patient: What's the Cure?
Doctor: It's an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let's try to stay focused...
Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends?
A: Coach!
Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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Q: What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with?
A: Why, shortbread of course!
What did Zimbabweans have before candles?
Electricity.
Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
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When you try to change a man, you basically undertake his mother’s role;
And she made him eat spinach and study for school...
Aaron Hernandez goes to prison as a tight end.
He'll come out a wide receiver!
I'd have a comeback for that, but all my come's backed up in your throat.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A book has papers.