Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it. Patient: What's the Cure? Doctor: It's an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let's try to stay focused...
Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends? A: Coach!
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
Q: What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with? A: Why, shortbread of course!
What did Zimbabweans have before candles? Electricity.
Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
When you try to change a man, you basically undertake his mother’s role; And she made him eat spinach and study for school...
Aaron Hernandez goes to prison as a tight end. He'll come out a wide receiver!
I'd have a comeback for that, but all my come's backed up in your throat.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.