Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian.
"Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him.
"How do I do that?" he asked.
"Carefully," replied the vet.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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