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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed.
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Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex? To prevent clients from being billed twice for the same service.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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Q: What's the distinction between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a divorce, you dispose of the entire prick.
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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