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Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? From crawling across the street when the sign said, "DON'T WALK."
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Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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Q. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A. Locking the car door.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar. Man says "you can leave that lion here." The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
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Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
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