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Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it. Patient: What's the Cure? Doctor: It's an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let's try to stay focused...
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has 57.64 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: doctor, music
Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends? A: Coach!
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has 57.64 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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has 57.64 % from 439 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Q: What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with? A: Why, shortbread of course!
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: elf, food
What did Zimbabweans have before candles? Electricity.
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Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, single
When you try to change a man, you basically undertake his mother’s role; And she made him eat spinach and study for school...
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: marriage, school
Aaron Hernandez goes to prison as a tight end. He'll come out a wide receiver!
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty, prison
I'd have a comeback for that, but all my come's backed up in your throat.
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
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has 57.60 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: racist
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