Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?"
Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
What book did the rabbit take on vacation?
One with a hoppy ending.
What's a rabbits favorite musical?
Hare.
Which rabbit is a famous comedian?
Bob Hop.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
What do you call a poodle with no legs?
A sponge.
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
A tiger moth.
Two skunks were being chased by a bear.
As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?"
"Let us spray!" replied the other.
How are skunks able to avoid danger?
By using their instinks and common scents.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?
A creature that stinks to high heaven.