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A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It`s for my husband," she tells the clerk. "Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk. "Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn`t even know that I`m going to shoot him!"
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has 62.40 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: sport
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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has 62.39 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
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has 62.39 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: gay, lesbian
Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good? That's perfect!
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has 62.39 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: kids, math, school, student, teacher
A boy asks his mother for breakfast. She says, "Not until you feed the animals." The boy goes outside and says to the chicken, "I don't feel like feeding you today." So he kicks the chicken. He does the same with the cow and the pig. The boy goes back into the house and tells his mother that he's hungry. His mother says, "I saw you kick the chicken, so you're not getting any eggs, I saw you kick the cow, so you're not getting any milk, and I saw kick the pig, so you're not getting any bacon." Just then the boy's father walks down the steps, trips and kicks the cat. The boy says, "Mom, should I tell him?"
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has 62.38 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, food
Dear Husband, I have been feeling really dirty lately. Please do me. Love, Dishes
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has 62.37 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, work
Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder: what the hell was I thinking? ‘Eighty per cent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.’ Jackie Mason
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has 62.37 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: marriage
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
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How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.
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has 62.37 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: car, racist, sex
What happened when the blonde tried to give her boyfriend a blow-job while he was driving? They both fell off the motorcycle.
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has 62.37 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: sex
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