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Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
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Patient: "Doctor, I can’t sleep." Doctor: "Lie at of edge of your bed and you will sleep off."
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Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
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Without you I can't breath. I love you so much my nose.
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A diner complained, "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" His waiter replied, "That's entirely possible; our cook used to be a tailor."
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Why are cows made for dancing? They re all born hoofers.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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