Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Patient: "Doctor, I can’t sleep." Doctor: "Lie at of edge of your bed and you will sleep off."
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Without you I can't breath. I love you so much my nose.
A diner complained, "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" His waiter replied, "That's entirely possible; our cook used to be a tailor."
Why are cows made for dancing? They re all born hoofers.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!