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What did Zimbabweans have before candles? Electricity.
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Q: What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with? A: Why, shortbread of course!
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: elf, food
Two sperms. The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?" The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, sex, time
Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, single
A school in the United States is on fire. One fireman is throwing the kids through the window, while the other one is standing on the ground and catching them. After half of an hour the upper fireman asks: Hey man, why aren't you catching black kids? Oh damn, I thought these were the burnt ones.
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has 57.59 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black humor
On the day of her wedding to Prince Edward, Sophie gets dressed and realizes that she forgot her shoes. Panic sets in until her sister loans her another pair of shoes. Unfortunately they are a bit too small and at the end of the night Sophie's feet are in agony. The rest of the Royal Family crowds around the door to the bedroom and they hear grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream. Eventually, they hear Edward say, "God, that was tight." "There," whispers the Queen to the Duke, "I told you she was a virgin." Then, to their surprise, they hear Edward say, "Right. Now for the other one." Followed by more grunting and, "My God. That was even tighter." "That's my boy," says the Duke. "Once a sailor, always a sailor."
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has 57.55 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: family, god, marriage, wedding
Overheard in a restaurant: She: "This wine is described as full bodied and imposing with a nutty base, a sharp bite, and a bitter aftertaste." He: "Are you describing the wine or your mother?"
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, mother in law, wine
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Two guys on a double bike where pedaling up a hill. It took forever to get to the top. When they finally got to the top the first guy said in a pant, "Whew, that was so hard." The second replied, "If I hadn't been pushing the brakes the whole time we would have rolled down backwards."
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: sport
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, science, Yo mama
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