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My yoga instructor says I need to work on my breathing. But I mean, 41 years, still alive. I kinda got it.
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My girlfriend admitted to me she was once a Christian, so I immediately broke up with her. It may come across as judgmental, but really, I've only ever known and loved her as Christine.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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Why are women like parking spaces? Because all the best ones are taken... and the rest are handicapped.
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It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning. (The Fast and The Furious) It doesn't matter if you pass the semester by getting 40% or 95%. Passing's passing.
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Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple? A: The apple falls from the tree.
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Two guys on a double bike where pedaling up a hill. It took forever to get to the top. When they finally got to the top the first guy said in a pant, "Whew, that was so hard." The second replied, "If I hadn't been pushing the brakes the whole time we would have rolled down backwards."
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Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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My 1st time having sex. I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She: "What are you doing?" Me: "I've seen this on YouPorn, it's called Buffering.
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I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
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