Q: What do you call a woman with no a**hole?
A: Divorced.
Yo Mama so old...
When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
A tiger moth.
Two skunks were being chased by a bear.
As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?"
"Let us spray!" replied the other.
How are skunks able to avoid danger?
By using their instinks and common scents.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?
A creature that stinks to high heaven.
What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line?
A drip dry skunk.
What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?
I ll get you next slime.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything.
Who robs banks and squirts ink?
Billy the Squid.