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Q: How do you be pro in clash royale? A: Use rocket and rage spell ladies.
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Yo momma so poor I farted in her house and she bowed her head, stomped her feet and praised the lord saying " we got heat".
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fart, god, money
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What did the cannibal do once he dumped his lady friend? A: He wiped his bottom.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, friendship
Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.
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Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
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Mother: "Why was the phone busy all night?" Babysitter: "The fire department put me on hold."
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, phone, work
Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, wife
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in, waving guns and yelling for everyone to freeze. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, and other valuables. While this is going on, one of the lawyers jams something into the other lawyer's hand. Without looking down, the second lawyer whispers: "What is this?" The first lawyer replies: "It's the $100 I owe you."
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, money
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